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Naming Convention Deviants Suck

There is a street in Mississauga called ‘The Chase’

Why? Like seriously, why are you messing with an established system?

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Special

Sunny:Everything is so difficult with you, Uzi!
Me:What did I do?
Sunny:You complicate everything!
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Parent-Teacher Night

Teacher:You look a spittin' image of the man
Me:Well that bodes well for me then..
Teacher:I like your style
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In situtations like that...

Manny & Uzi:*conversing with a waitress*
Waitress:*leaves*
Manny:I don't know if you feel it man but in situations like that, I am there for you
Uzi:...
Manny:...
Uzi:What the fuck are you talking about?
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Unexpected

Manny:Yo, my girlfriend found out about your blog. Once she started reading, she went backwards and read the whole thing. Like, till the very first post.
What I said:Wow! That's... that's surprising and unexpected..
What I should have said:Sounds like she isn't gonna be your girl for much longer bro.
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Lost, then found

I lost and then found the following items on my trip to Canada.

  • Sunglasses
  • Passport
  • Phone
  • Diary
  • My friend’s house
  • Train ticket
  • House keys
  • My house

This may sound like far too few things, especially to those that have known me for years; however, in my defense, please note that I was only in Canada for six days.

Also, god is great.

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