October 2011
20 posts
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How to look like a philosopher: Don't give a shit
Oct 31st
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You may know me. I write around these parts.
Oct 31st
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If you happen to have no roof over your head by...
Oct 30th
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Looseness with money is not new to me, you know.
Oct 30th
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Naming Convention Deviants Suck
There is a street in Mississauga called ‘The Chase’ Why? Like seriously, why are you messing with an established system?
Oct 30th
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This reminder keeps reminding far too often
Oct 30th
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It may be localized in its application, but there...
Oct 29th
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Special
Sunny: Everything is so difficult with you, Uzi!
Me: What did I do?
Sunny: You complicate everything!
Oct 29th
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The Volkswagon Jetta is still one of the illest...
Oct 29th
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Parent-Teacher Night
Teacher: You look a spittin' image of the man
Me: Well that bodes well for me then..
Teacher: I like your style
Oct 28th
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In situtations like that...
Manny & Uzi: *conversing with a waitress*
Waitress: *leaves*
Manny: I don't know if you feel it man but in situations like that, I am there for you
Uzi: ...
Manny: ...
Uzi: What the fuck are you talking about?
Oct 28th
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Unexpected
Manny: Yo, my girlfriend found out about your blog. Once she started reading, she went backwards and read the whole thing. Like, till the very first post.
What I said: Wow! That's... that's surprising and unexpected..
What I should have said: Sounds like she isn't gonna be your girl for much longer bro.
Oct 28th
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These streets led elsewhere when I last walked...
Oct 28th
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Lost, then found
I lost and then found the following items on my trip to Canada. Sunglasses Passport Phone Diary My friend’s house Train ticket House keys My house This may sound like far too few things, especially to those that have known me for years; however, in my defense, please note that I was only in Canada for six days. Also, god is great.
Oct 24th
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You will find good sushi in random places in...
You will also find bad sushi in random places, but that is not what this post is about. Just so you know.
Oct 24th
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Fake Guccis
Manny: What did you buy?
Uzi: These
Manny: Wow
Uzi: I've never bought fake Guccis before
Manny: How did it feel?
Uzi: Dirty
Manny: How do you feel now?
Uzi: Steezy
Manny: That's good
Oct 24th
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“She looked good to me Ass tight, lips right Her walk merciless Her demeanor...”
Oct 24th
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The next few posts are dedicated to Canada,...
Oct 24th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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