How to look like a philosopher: Don't give a shit
You may know me. I write around these parts.
If you happen to have no roof over your head by...
Looseness with money is not new to me, you know.
Naming Convention Deviants Suck
There is a street in Mississauga called ‘The Chase’ Why? Like seriously, why are you messing with an established system?
This reminder keeps reminding far too often
It may be localized in its application, but there...
Sunny: Everything is so difficult with you, Uzi!
Me: What did I do?
Sunny: You complicate everything!
The Volkswagon Jetta is still one of the illest...
Teacher: You look a spittin' image of the man
Me: Well that bodes well for me then..
Teacher: I like your style
In situtations like that...
Manny & Uzi: *conversing with a waitress*
Manny: I don't know if you feel it man but in situations like that, I am there for you
Uzi: What the fuck are you talking about?
Manny: Yo, my girlfriend found out about your blog. Once she started reading, she went backwards and read the whole thing. Like, till the very first post.
What I said: Wow! That's... that's surprising and unexpected..
What I should have said: Sounds like she isn't gonna be your girl for much longer bro.
These streets led elsewhere when I last walked...
Lost, then found
I lost and then found the following items on my trip to Canada. Sunglasses Passport Phone Diary My friend’s house Train ticket House keys My house This may sound like far too few things, especially to those that have known me for years; however, in my defense, please note that I was only in Canada for six days. Also, god is great.
You will find good sushi in random places in...
You will also find bad sushi in random places, but that is not what this post is about. Just so you know.
Manny: What did you buy?
Uzi: I've never bought fake Guccis before
Manny: How did it feel?
Manny: How do you feel now?
Manny: That's good
She looked good to me Ass tight, lips right Her walk merciless Her demeanor...
The next few posts are dedicated to Canada,...