October 2011
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How to look like a philosopher: Don't give a shit
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You may know me. I write around these parts.
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If you happen to have no roof over your head by...
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Looseness with money is not new to me, you know.
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Naming Convention Deviants Suck
There is a street in Mississauga called ‘The Chase’
Why? Like seriously, why are you messing with an established system?
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This reminder keeps reminding far too often
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It may be localized in its application, but there...
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Special
Sunny: Everything is so difficult with you, Uzi!
Me: What did I do?
Sunny: You complicate everything!
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The Volkswagon Jetta is still one of the illest...
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Parent-Teacher Night
Teacher: You look a spittin' image of the man
Me: Well that bodes well for me then..
Teacher: I like your style
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In situtations like that...
Manny & Uzi: *conversing with a waitress*
Waitress: *leaves*
Manny: I don't know if you feel it man but in situations like that, I am there for you
Uzi: ...
Manny: ...
Uzi: What the fuck are you talking about?
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Unexpected
Manny: Yo, my girlfriend found out about your blog. Once she started reading, she went backwards and read the whole thing. Like, till the very first post.
What I said: Wow! That's... that's surprising and unexpected..
What I should have said: Sounds like she isn't gonna be your girl for much longer bro.
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These streets led elsewhere when I last walked...
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Lost, then found
I lost and then found the following items on my trip to Canada.
Sunglasses
Passport
Phone
Diary
My friend’s house
Train ticket
House keys
My house
This may sound like far too few things, especially to those that have known me for years; however, in my defense, please note that I was only in Canada for six days.
Also, god is great.
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You will find good sushi in random places in...
You will also find bad sushi in random places, but that is not what this post is about.
Just so you know.
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Fake Guccis
Manny: What did you buy?
Uzi: These
Manny: Wow
Uzi: I've never bought fake Guccis before
Manny: How did it feel?
Uzi: Dirty
Manny: How do you feel now?
Uzi: Steezy
Manny: That's good
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She looked good to me
Ass tight, lips right
Her walk merciless
Her demeanor...
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The next few posts are dedicated to Canada,...
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